Are you ready for Candletime?

Tomorrow is the first day of Candletime, a holiday with no consumer, religious, pseudo-religious, or familial obligations.

I invented Candletime three years ago as a buffer between Halloween and Thanksgiving so no one has to allow Christmas to sneak into that space. (I, personally, like to celebrate Candletime while also prepping for Advent and Christmas.) It’s a “holiday” everyone can celebrate and feel good about celebrating.

The rules are simple:

1. Candletime runs from November 1 through the night before American Thanksgiving (November 23 this year).

2. To celebrate, when you come home in the evening, light as many candles as you’d like to to make your living space feel sparkly and cozy.

3. Take some time to sit and enjoy the candles, and enjoy a beverage of your choice, such as hot cocoa, wine, beer, cider, mulled wine, hot cider, tea, coffee, Irish coffee, Bailey’s, or milk.

4. Relax.

Who’s in? We start tomorrow night, but you can jump in whenever you’re ready.

A Fearful and Fascinating Mystery

Numinous. It’s a five-star word that describes the tingly feeling you get, sometimes in church, sometimes through personal devotion, and sometimes for no reason at all, when you get the feeling that God is sitting next you, breathing on you. Only not breathing, exactly, since God doesn’t need oxygen, but if God had breath, that’s what would be making the hairs on your neck stand up. It’s a good feeling, but not a comfortable one.

It’s first cousin to another feeling, one best described by a two-star word. Creepy. Not a comfortable feeling either, but one that’s a lot easier to come by, especially this time of year, when, at least in my neighborhood, it seems as if every third house has plastic skeletons digging their way out of graves in the lawn, and there’s a ginormous fake hairy spider spinning a fake web over all the bushes and one corner of every McMansion. At ours, we have skeletons in the flowerbed, life-sized ghosts hanging everywhere we can string wire, spiders galore, and a spotlighted ghoul peering out of an attic window. Continue reading

Handling multiple Christmas lists?

In my house, we make Christmas lists, both of what we’re giving to other people, but also of what we’d like to receive. Adults ask for these lists, from kids and other adults, because they want to know what people would like, so they don’t give the people they love things they won’t like. Some people write letters to Santa–we just write lists of things it would please us to receive. Continue reading

SDSMBISHASS: Fight it!

I can feel it coming. It’s probably only a week, maybe days, away. It’s big and shiny and crankycausing. I’ll sink into a few hours’ depression because of it. What is it? It’s the December issue of REALSIMPLE magazine.

I don’t mind the recipes so much, although I’ll never bake or cook over the holidays as much as the editors seem to think I will. (I’d have to stay up all night, every night, and then invite 200 people over, and I don’t even know 200 people). I also don’t mind the gift suggestions, although the Man Gifts suggested never are of much help for my non-golf-playing, non-martini-mixing, non-Ken-Burns-Documentary watching father. I don’t even mind the advertisements, which could give the incorrect impression that Christmas is a holiday for white people who live in a white kitchen. Continue reading

What’s your Halloween candy policy?

Only a week until the influx of candy! Which of the following best describes your candy policy?

a) No rules or policies about candy consumption whatsoever. It’s a confectionary jungle out there.

b) As long as they give you your 10% off the top of the candy haul, they can eat what they want whenever they want.

c) They can eat as much as they want to as long as they’ve eaten a “real meal” first.

d) A set quota of pieces every day.

e) Your child can eat some candy on Halloween and maybe for a day or two afterward, but then it disappears.

f) Your child isn’t in a situation that results in a haul of candy.

I was raised by a B, but am I C myself. How about you? Or do you have a whole different category not described here?

You’ve lost that Santa feeling?

Last week we talked about how you spin Santa to your kids, but what do you do when either a) your child stops believing in Santa, or b) your child is getting old enough that you know it’s inevitable that they find out about Santa?

I do not have any advice about this, as my older child (aka the Junior Cynic) never thought Santa was real, so there was no discovery process. (One year my uncle dressed up as Santa in an extremely realistic costume, and my son played to it, but then tell me he knew it was just someone dressed as Santa! And this was pre-preschool.) There are just my stern admonitions that since it seems that his brother wants to believe in Santa, deliberately telling the younger one that there’s no Santa would be the end of any presents from me at Christmas, because meanness isn’t tolerated. Continue reading

Ode to a Fruitcake

My Dearest Fruitcake:

For years, you and I have had a love-hate relationship. Sometimes, I adore you, you nutty, figgy brick of pungent sweetness, oozing brandy and whiskey from every pore of your dense confectionary deliciosity. Other times, you mock me with your fakeness, your gummy nuggets of improbably green . . . green . . . things, reeking of artificial flavor and food-science fiction come to fruition. Continue reading

In Defense of Gift Cards: A Teacher’s Plea

There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who think gift cards are acceptable gifts, and those who do not. Well, there are also people who live in remote regions who have never heard of gift cards, but I am sure that if they spent more than a week in modern America, they’d develop a firm opinion on them. In any case, I am of the first category: I think gift cards are wonderful gifts. If you agree with me, you are correct. If you disagree, allow me a moment to try to convince you. Continue reading

Christmas cookie recipe exchange

There’s no time like the present to start talking cookies.

Every year I decide I’m going to bake cookies properly for Christmas. My mom is half Norwegian, and much of the way we do Christmas has a Scandinavian influence because of the way she was raised. One of the Norwegian (or at least Norwegian-American) traditions is to bake seven different kinds of Christmas cookies. So every year right around Halloween I start to make my list of the seven kinds of cookies I’ll bake. Continue reading

Another hot toy list? For serious?

Well, duh. Of course if you’re a major retailer you’re going to release your own hot toy list, so I’m guessing we’re in for another 2-3 at least before American Thanksgiving in six weeks.

We already saw the Toys R Us list (and I’ve been thinking about that T-Pain mic for weeks), and here’s the Top 20 hot toy list from Walmart.

Of note: Continue reading